1. my new inspirational “no fucks” image

    my new inspirational “no fucks” image

  2. we give up Loki you win
stop shitting on our cars and stealing our French fries

    we give up Loki you win

    stop shitting on our cars and stealing our French fries

  3. what kryptonite poisoning feels like

    what kryptonite poisoning feels like

  4. Just can’t stop myself.

    Just can’t stop myself.

  5. I laughed way too hard at ‘banner headlines’

    I laughed way too hard at ‘banner headlines’

  6. Let’s dress up as ourselves and crash Clark’s office party.

    Let’s dress up as ourselves and crash Clark’s office party.

  7. What a fantastic uppercut!

    What a fantastic uppercut!

  8. We all have those days.

    We all have those days.

  9. Remember to throw her antique English tea cup collection at her to show how much you hate her this day.

    Remember to throw her antique English tea cup collection at her to show how much you hate her this day.

  10. I can’t wait to visit the Clark Kent exhibit at the Meek Men’s Club HQ.

    I can’t wait to visit the Clark Kent exhibit at the Meek Men’s Club HQ.